Quotes

I don't fight with people --- I can barely fight with my husband and I'll just start crying. -Gwen Stefani

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.-Gwen Stefani

I'm lucky to not have a real job, to be able to express myself, be creative and be relevant.-Gwen Stefani

Okay, now everyone line up in alphabetical order by height! -Casey Stengel

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -Unknown

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. -Unknown

We never really grow up; we just learn how to behave in public. -Unknown

Some people are like slinkies.. not really good for anything but still makes you laugh when they tumble down the stairs. -Unknown

Laugh at your mistakes, everybody else does. -Unknown

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -Unknown

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Unknown

You're never too old to learn something stupid. -Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. -Unknown


We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. -Unknown