There once was an old man, whose name was Brittany. He was a very strange old man. He had a horrible habit of falling in holes. It is very, VERY wrong. One day, when he was on a walk, he met a ninja squirrel unicorn. His name was Gruntasaurus. The man said, "WHO ARE YOU?" and the unicorn snorted at him, "GRUNT! GET AWAY!!! I HAVE NINJA-LIKE SKILLS!!!" and Brittany got scared and fell in a hole. Well, who didn't see that one coming? so the ninja squirrel unicorn walked away laughing while Brittany was stuck in the hole, yelling "GET ME OUT OF THIS DANG HOLE!!!"
One day, Fronk was dancing at the park when one day, Bobe came along. Fronk said "HELLO! Hehe. Who are you?" Bobe replied, "I am the almighty Bobe, with lots of information about Matter." So Fronk, standing in amazement, said to Bobe, "Really? That is so cool. I have some knowledge, myself. Maybe we could start a TV show!" Bobe said, "Oh, yes! It shall be called.. hmmm..." And Fronk, jumping up and down excitedly, said, "SCIENCE MATTERS! Haha. Get it?" Bobe then said "No, I don't." Fronk then said, "Well, because matter is science, and science DOES matter! TEEHEE!" Bobe said happily, "Yes! I get it now! What a smart thought!" Fronk, now proud of himself said "Yes. I know. I am proudness-of-self. Anyway, we should probably come up with a theme song and blah blah blah blah blah..." So they went on like that for a while. A few weeks later, they did end up having a TV show, of course, called Science Matters. If you're wondering what the theme song turned out to be, here it is! (When you read this, sing these words to the tune 'Dora the Explorer' theme song."
This is the show where science matters! MATTERS!
Featuring the hosts, Fronk and Bobe! FRONK AND BOBE!
Featuring the hosts, Fronk and Bobe! FRONK AND BOBE!
Grab your microphone!
Let's go!
Jump in!
We will lead they way-ay! HEY! HEY!
Fronk and Bobe! Fronk-Fronk and Bobe! Fronk and Bobe! Fronk-Fronk and Bobe!
FRONK DON'T TRIP!!!
What?! *looks down and sees a box* Oh! Ok! HEHE!
Fronk and Bobe! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
One day, a squirrel walked into a grocery store. He asked the man working there if he had any bananas. "Why would you want bananas, young squirrel? Only monkeys eat bananas." The squirrel snorted and walked out. Then, he walked into Wal-Mart. He asked the woman if they had fish food. She laughed and said, "Oh, squirrel. Why would you need fish food? Squirrels eat nuts." Offended, he walked out of the store. He then walked over to Costco. When he walked in, he was asked for his membership card. He pulled out his little squirrel wallet, and showed him the squirrel-sized card. He just stood there in disbelief, and let him cruise in. He walked right up to the man and asked him if he had any flowers. The man said, "Why, yes, but it is on the list of things we don't sell to squirrels, here." The squirrel asked, "What is the list?" "Flowers, Coffee, and caffeinated sodas." he replied. "Well this is just plain dumb." declared the squirrel as he stomped his teeny tiny foot on the ground, and trotted out. Next, he tried Kohl's. When he walked in, a child stared and giggled, but he ignored it and look for somebody to ask. He finally found someone and asked her for a pacifire. The lady knelt down to get to eye level, then stated, "Squirrel, you crazy. What makes you think we'd sell you a pacifire?" He then ran quickly out, making his way to one last store. For that last ray of hope; he went to Target. He went inside and asked the man for batteries. He said, "Why, no, squirrel. You cannot have batteries." So he went home to his sad family. He now has a bananaless pet monkey, a foodless pet fish, a flowerless wife, a pacifireless child, and a batteryless robot servant. Poor squirrel.
